6 Geeky Villians That You Really Do HATE.

                                                                                                                                                                     

Well hello my fiendish friends to another installment of Geeky Lists. Today I'm going to introduce you to six truly scary villains from TV/Literature. Any list of truly vicious, villainous characters would not be complete without the ever so delightful Dolores Umbridge (shameless plug no.1 - I sell Umbridge candles). In fact I dare say that you hated her more than Volde--You Know Who himself. I know I did.

2. Second on my list is 'The Master' from Buffy the Kickin' Ass Vampire Slayer. Who strangely looks like Lord Vol-He Who Must Not Be Named-Mort. It cannot just be me who finds his ugly mug the stuff of nightmares. His squashed up nose and red eyes make him look like a gigantic rat. 

3. Mr Scratch and Sniff Collins. From Pride and Bleedin' Prejudice. If you haven't seen the re-interpretation of this literary classic in the form of the mini-series 'Lost in Austen' then I am afraid you will have no clue as to what I am talking about. Mr Collins is a distinctly horrible human being who has a certain adoration for Lady Catherine's 'Butresses' (an early euphemism perhaps) but Lost in Austen takes his horrid character to a whole new level of, how should I put it? Ewww-ness!

                                                 

4. Bellatrix Lestrange or as I like to call her Evil Cow Bitch. She killed Sirius, Tonks and Dobby (shameless plug no.2 - I sell Dobby candles here and here). Evil Cow Bitch sort of covers it all doesn't it? Oh and crazy - completely and utterly batshit crazy. Wait a minute while I go cower in the corner and cry (no that would be like Peter Pettigrew - I'll just sit here and cry then...).  

                                                                      

5. Kathy Bates in Stephen King's 'Misery'. I sometimes have nightmares about her standing over my bed but I wake up just as the big, huge, heavy, awesomely painful hammer comes crashing down on my legs. Ouch. 

Before you see this next picture, I just want to prepare you because this might just tip you over the edge and cause you to have that nervous breakdown you've been on the cusp of having for the last 6 months. Don't say I didn't warn you. So no lawsuits please when you wake up in A & E after having your stomach pumped. 

If you're ready: scroll to your doom.

                                       

6. The ultimate bad guy. Never have the beautiful vocal chords of Jeremy Irons filled you with such fear and hatred. If you didn't cry like a little baby at that part (you know which part) then you are a cold, unfeeling sociopath with no heart (but I still love you so what the heck). 

Don't cry. It'll all be okay. Well, I don't know you so there is a pretty even chance that it won't be okay as much as it will be. But that doesn't sound as comforting now does it?

Adios amigos - until next time.