Me, me, me!
But perhaps we should have a little recap of the main plot/character points from last season, in order that we can jump straight into the next one!
1. Khaleesi
Dany has an army now. They were all slaves. Now they're not. Grey Worm (below) is the leader of said army.
We were also introduced to Daario Naharis. Who in the books is described as:
"Having dyed blue long curly hair and a matching dyed blue beard with three prongs, though he dyed his mustachios gold. He also has a gold tooth. His loud physical appearance is typical of Tyroshi sellswords, who have a reputation for being flashy and flamboyant."
So he should look something like this right?
^ Super creepy! Or maybe this?
Or even this?
No? Okay GoT producers we could just make him look like your average pretty boy?
I mean yes he has lovely hair, he looks like he just stepped out of a Loreal advert.
Swish. "Because your worth it" Wink, Wink.
But remember they decided to change the actor who plays Daario, so instead we're gonna have this guy:
Is it just me or does the 'squinty eye look' remind you of Ser Jorah?
Speaking of which, I know I am way of base here but don't you wish they would just have it out!?? You know what I mean!!? In the books Dany is much younger and Jorah much older and a lot less yummy. So I think if the producers can change the complete character/appearance of Daario they could just change the Jorah/Dany storyline a tiny wee bit? To what you may ask? Well, Jorah confesses his love. Dany professes that she loves him also. They make wild, passionate love many, many times. And...well that's about it. I don't think there really needs to be much more character/plot development from over the Narrow Sea. Of course I never get my hopes up...I go in thinking 'Everyone will die, if not now then in the next episode' but still one can dream right!?
2. The Starks
Well, most of them are dead. Let's do a roll call. Ned Stark? Dead. Catelyn Stark/Tully? Dead. Robb Stark? Dead. Talisa Stark? Dead.
Whose left?
- Sansa Stark/Lannister
- Arya Stark
- Bran Stark
- Rickon Stark (little brother)
So Bran and Rickon are on their travels beyond the wall, along with Hodor and Osha. By the by, Osha (above left) also plays Tonks in Harry Potter (below left) and looks totally different in real life!
Arya and the Hound are still together and searching for fights.
Sansa. Poor Sansa she really has been through the Mill (Not!) seriously of all the things that could have happened to her marrying Tyrion is the most AMAZING thing ever. She should count herself very lucky.
3. You know nothing Jon Snow.
Who is back at the Night's watch after escaping the Wildings.
4. King's Landing People
Okay so Jamie and Brienne got pretty close.
And Jamie got back to Cersei's ...
There is also Grandaddy Lannister Tywin who has been made the new Hand of the King.
And Tywin has decreed for Cersei to marry Ser Loras (yes the only alive gay character I can think of) so that should be a happy marriage, no? It's better than she deserves.
Remember what 'Little Shit Bag' did to Ros?
Well now he gets to torture another lady: Margaery Tyrell.
Remember the last time Natalie Dormer got involved with a King?
Yep that is her head flying through the air.
Anyone else hoping for a repeat?
Just me?
Oh okay then...
See you after the jump then!
EDITED: Forgot to mention Theon Greyjoy got tortured by a sadistic guy. But no one really cares about that.
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